inanity alert! (you have been duly warned)
we really don't have enough "in" jokes in kde. most of the ones i'm familiar with arose several years ago and are less and less relevant / interesting / odd.
so here's a suggestion to cure that: my middle initial is j. turns out i'm hardly alone in this, being joined by thiago, wade and doubtless others. to take it to absurdity, i'm all for putting a middle 'j.' on everyone's soon-to-be-spiffy-and-available kde business cards. Eva J. Brucherseifer, Waldo J. Bastian, Sebastian J. Kugler, Dirk J. Mueller, George J. Staikos, Inge J. Wallin, David J. Faure, Matthias J. Ettrich .... you get the picture.
and as wade observed: "why 'j'? because it comes before 'k'!" can't argue with reasoning like that ;)
or we could be less obtuse and use K. instead of J. as a spin on the whole "why is everything named k-this and k-that?" thing. then people can explain when asked, "kde is my middle name!"
or perhaps this is why i never get to design things like business cards at the places i work. and with that, i think i've officially had too much coffee this morning. whew.